Marvel Previews...In Hell!

What happens when 2 Guys Buying Comics' Chris and Ye Olde Comick Booke Blogge's Jake combine their powers of snark and Photoshop?

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THE SENTRY: CAN WE TALK? #1 (of 24)
Written by BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS
Pencils & Cover by OLIVIER COIPEL
When the Sentry realizes he needs professional help, he enlists Dr. Phil McGraw to help him sort out his true feelings! In a groundbreaking 24-issue trimonthly maxi-series set entirely in McGraw's office, you'll meet a Sentry no one --- including himself --- knew existed! But can Robert Reynolds get his insurance to cover the costs? Don't miss the start of the first 6-issue arc, "The Receptionist"!
32 PGS./Rated T+ SUGGESTED FOR TEENS AND UP ...$2.99



AUNT MAY #1
Written by GARTH ENNIS
Pencils by GORAN PARLOV
Cover by TIM BRADSTREET
The newest addition to Marvel's MAX lineup shows one of comicdom's most beloved characters in a whole new light! Garth Ennis reveals the early days of May Parker, as the wet-behind-the-ears undercover OSS femme fatale ravishes her way across wartime Europe, dealing baccarat by day...and dealing death by night! Think you know Aunt May? As she might say, "Think again, bitchbag!"
32 PGS./Explicit Content ...$2.99



SUPERLATIVE X-MEN: PHYSICAL X-AMINATION #3 (of 5)
Written by CHUCK AUSTEN
Pencils & Cover by SALVADOR LARROCA
The trials of the Superlative X-Men continue, as the Presidential Fitness Test keeps making life hard for everybody! Fresh off a disappointing body fat measurement, Longshot enlists the aid of Stacy X in hopes of learning the finer points of doing sit-ups! But will a surprise visit from that one dude who was in a couple of background panels a while back derail the mutants' chances of passing with flying colors? Guest-starring Mojo!
32 PGS./Rated T+ SUGGESTED FOR TEENS AND UP ...$2.99



WOLVERINE/SPIDER-MAN: OVEREXPOSURE #5 (of 8)
Written by PAUL JENKINS
Pencils & Cover by JIM LEE
James Howlett has been many things --- samurai, secret agent, X-Man, software reseller, administrative assistant, driving instructor, plot device. But his job as a one-hour-photo developer proves to be his most challenging yet, when Daily Bugle shutterbug Peter Parker "swings" by for help with a tricky roll of film! Petey's no slouch with a negative, but Logan's the Best At What He Does --- something's gotta give! The most overprinted miniseries of the year rolls along!
32 PGS./Rated T+ SUGGESTED FOR TEENS AND UP ...$2.99


IRON MAN #6
Written by WARREN ELLIS
Art & Cover by ADI GRANOV
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MAKE MARVEL MINE: FANTASTIC FOUR VOL. 1
Written by ?
Cover by JACK KIRBY
This fantastic first volume collects random panels from the FF's 40 year history! And thanks to our newest line, MAKE MARVEL MINE, YOU control what happens! We're leaving the dialogue and thought balloons empty, so you can fill in whatever YOU want to happen! Ben Grimm making romantic overtures to Mole Man? Go for it! Alicia Masters cussing like a sailor to Reed Richards? You can make it happen! Let the Johnny Storm "flame" jokes commence!
320 PGS./Rated T+ SUGGESTED FOR TEENS AND UP ...$29.99
ISBN: 0-7851-1733-4
Trim size: Oversize

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